Wild and Crazy Ladies

It happened to me, when I was driving from L.A. to Phoenix.

When I was entering the desert, I saw a Blondie, who was in golden hat, golden shirt and golden pants, standing by the road shoulder. She was waving her hand and trying to stop me.

I made a stop in front of her, rolled down my window, and asked:

"What can I do for you, ma'am?"

"Yes, sir!" She shouted and loud.

"I am wild and crazy!" Then she stretched her hand to me:

"Can you give me something to eat?"

So, I gave her my sandwich and went back to my trip.

"It was funny." I thought.

After 2 hours, when I was in the middle of nowhere, I saw an Ebony, who was in black hat, black shirt and black pants, standing by the road shoulder. She was waving her hand and trying to stop me.

I hastily made a stop in front of her, rolled down my window, and asked:

"Hi, what's up"

"Yes, sir!" She shouted and loud.

"I am wild and crazy!" Then she stretched her hand to me:

"Can you give me something to drink?"

So, I shrugged and gave her my bottle water.

"It was ridiculous." I told myself and moved on.

In the afternoon, when I was approaching Phoenix, I saw a Brunet, who was in brown hat, brown shirt and brown pants, standing by the road shoulder. She was waving her hand and trying to stop me.

I did not want to stop, I hated to stop, I even accelerated my speed. ... However, at the very last second, I thought "Maybe... this lady really needs some help."...

So, I made an emergent stop, just one inch long to hit her. When I was rolling down my window, I shouted and loud:

"I knew you are wild and crazy! What do you want for me!"

"Yes, sir!" She shouted back and loud.

Then she stretched her hand to me:

"Driver's license, please! "