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Match System

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It happened to me, when I was working for the Mitac Computers Group as the Chief Executive of one of her Profit Centers in 1990's, while I was also working on my Doctoral Thesis.

I was so fully occupied that I had no time nor opportunity to meet women even I was over 40 something.

Once, another department of Mitac wanted to launch a Match System and they needed to run an alpha test before putting it on the market.

As you knew that alpha test means "internal test" that requires friends to take the test.

I was willingly and happily to accept their request and thought it would be very useful for me.

I eagerly entered my gender, age, favorites, numbers of my teeth caves... blah blah,... and wishingly click the "Search".

Then, the screen blinked with the sound of "Ding" and jumped up one line:

"This system is for matching companions only,  not for adopting a daughter."

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